“My name is Christian, the king of crunk. Ill take you to school Cena, and your gonna flunk.” [To John Cena, Royal Rumble 2005]
“In the category of an actor, reeking of the most awesomeness, the oscar goes to… Edge!” [To Edge, Smackdown 2000]
“Since I’m going to lay down for you, maybe you can lay down for me?” [To Trish Stratus, RAW 2004]
“Who ordered the pizza with extra Peep-A-Rooni?” [To crowd, RAW 2003]
“Cause I’m Captain Charisma, bitch.” [Interview, 2005]
“Tomko, gimme a beat.” [To Tyson Tomko, Royal Rumble 2005]
“Im Captain Charisma, read ‘em and weeps, Im gonna throw ya out, for all my peeps.” [To John Cena, Royal Rumble 2005]
“Right now my peeps want answers. They want an answer to the age old question, who’s your daddy?” [To Rey Mysterio, Smackdown 2005]
“Jerry springer has got nothing on ‘The Peep Show’” [To crowd, Smackdown 2005]
“Most people view texans as big, smelly, tobacco spitting, fatties.” [To crowd, Smackdown 2000]
“I am through with all of you, my so called “peeps” … I don’t want to talk to you anymore.” [To crowd, Smackdown 2011]
“Trish, it’s nice of you to show up when you have something to sell. Selfish.” [To Trish Stratus, Smackdown 2011]
“I’ve been in this business for 17 long years, and over that time Ive had a laundry list of amazing matches. The stuff of legends, the type of matches that people will be talking about for years and years to come.” [To crowd, Night Of Champions 2011]
“I deserve one more match to become the World Heavyweight Champion.” [To crowd, Night Of Champions 2011]
